October 1, 2006GO VOTE!!!!! GERARD WAY NOMINATED IN FUSE FANGORIA CHAINSAW AWARDS
Posted on 10/01/2006 3:14 PM Comments (7)
September 28, 2006FOR MCR FANS FAR AND WIDEHEY EVERYONE WELL I GOT THIS ON MYSPACE AND I WANTED TO REPOST SO YOU COULD JOIN IN ON THE FUN..... THE BLACK PARADE AROUND THE WORLD SERIOUSLY.... WHOS IN?? IF YOU ARE IN...REPOST THIS THING BELOW AND HELP SPREAD THE WORD OF THE BIG DAY!!!! REPOST AS A COMMENT HERE: ALL MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE FANS, PLEASE DON'T IGNORE I WANT TO SHOW MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE THE ULTIMATE SUPPORT BY PUTTING ON THE BIGGEST SHOW OF ALL.... THE BLACK PARADE AROUND THE WORLD IT WOULD REQUIRE FANS TO GET THE T-SHIRT( BUY,BARTER,STEAL,BEG,DO ANYTHING!!!!!)AND WEAR IT, ALONG WITH BLACK PANTS/BLACK SHOES ON THE DAY THE ALBUM DROPS IN YOUR COUNTRY PLEASE....LET'S DO THIS FOR OUR GUYS, THEY WANT AND NEED OUR SUPPORT!!!! THIS IS THE BAND THAT MAKES YOU LAUGH, MAKES YOU CRY, AND MAKE YOU ADMIT THAT: "HEY...I'M NOT O-FUCKING KAY!!!!" SHOW YOUR TRUE COLORS...WELL NON-COLORS, ACTUALLY BY WEARING A 'MARCHING UNIFORM' ON THE DAY THEIR ALBUM DROPS, JOINING IN THE BIGGEST MUSIC MOVEMENT IN THE WORLD: THE BLACK PARADE AROUND THE WORLD JOIN IN THE FUN SUPPORT GOOD MUSIC BE THERE WHEN THE SHIT GOES DOWN. ' CAUSE IT'S GONNA BE SICK!!! RULES: YOU MUST WEAR (AT LEAST) A BLACK PARADE SHIRT *CAN BE HOME-MADE...IT'S BETTER*
YOU SHOULD TELL ALL YOUR MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE ADDICT FRIENDS, AND GET THEM TO JOIN IN THE FUN, TOO
YOU MUST BE READY TO SCREAM YOUR FUCKIN HEAD OFF WHEN THE ALBUM TOUCHES THE PALM OF YOUR HANDS
YOU MUST BE READY TO ROCK
THIS IS NON-NEGOTIABLE!!!!! SPREAD THE WORD!!! WE HAVE TO MAKE HISTORY HERE!! A HUGE BLACK PARADE...MADE BY THE FANS THEMSELVES: SHOW MCR JUST HOW MUCH YOU LOVE THEM!!! ************************************************ SEND IT TO ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE!!!! YOUR FRIENDS!!!! YOUR AFFILIATES!!!!! YOUR MOTHERS!!!! I REALLY DON'T CARE!!! BUT SPREAD THIS WITH ALL YOUR G-WAY DANCING MIGHT!!!!!!!!
Posted on 09/28/2006 8:02 PM Comments (3)
September 8, 2006SIGNS THAT YOU HAVE A HEALTHY OBSESSION WITH MY CHEMICAL ROMANCENOTE: I DID NOT MAKE UP ANY OF THESE...I FOUND THESE ON A MSN GROUP SITE...CALLED VAMPIRES WILL NEVER HURT YOU....I TRIED GOING BACK TO THE SITE BUT IT IS NO LONGER THERE...PROPS GOES OUT TO WHOMEVER MADE THIS...OH YEAH AND I DONT AGREE WITH ALL OF THESE....EXSANDOHS SIGNS THAT YOU HAVE A HEALTHY OBSESSION WITH MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE YOU ARE ON THIS SITE YOU OWN BOTH CDS YOU HAVE SEEN EVERY MUSIC VIDEO INCLUDING THE ONE’S THAT ARENT ON TV AND EVEN THE ANIMATED ONES. YOU PUT PICTURES OF THE BAND ON YOUR SCHOOL BINDERS AND IN YOUR LOCKER OR DESK. YOUR AIM ICON IS AND WILL ALWAYS SUPPORT MCR. YOUR DESKTOP WALLPAPER IS MCR THEMED YOU CHECK THEIR WEBSITE EVERYDAY. YOU HATE MTV FOR MAKING MCR MAINSTREAM YOU GO ONTO OTHER BANDS FAN SITES AND START TALKING ABOUT MCR. YOU REFUSE TO GO OUT WITH ANYONE WHO DISAPPROVES OF MCR YOU CONSTANTELY DEFEND ANY MEMBER WHO HAS BEEN MOCKED BY A PEER OR ELDER YOU KNOW MORE ABOUT MCR THAN YOU KNOW ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS YOU CONSISTENTLY FIND YOURSELF QUOTING THE MEMBERS YOU PLAY CROQUET IN HONOR OF THE BAND YOU OWN ALMOST ALL OF MCR’S TOUR MERCH YOU CONVINCE YOURSELF THAT THE MEMBERS ARE YOUR “FRIENDS” IT UPSETS YOU WHEN YOU SEE ROWS OF THREE CHEERS FOR SWEET REVENGE CDS OPEN FOR JUST ANYONE TO BUY. YOU TRY TO HIDE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THESE CDS DISPLAYED AT TARGET IN PLACES THAT ONLY YOU KNOW WHERE THEY ARE YOU’VE BOUGHT/READ-WITHOUT BUYING EVERY MAGAZINE ARTICLE MCR HAS BEEN IN: EVEN IF THEY ONLY SAY ONE THING. YOU CONSIDER BEING A VEGITARIAN OR YOU JOIN THE PETA2 GROUP JUST BECAUSE MCR SUPPORTS IT. YOU NAME SMALL ANIMALS AFTER THE GUYS YOU SING THE WORDS, BUT STILL DON’T KNOW WHAT THEY MEAN YOU SING RAY’S GUITAR SOLOS YOU CELEBRATE THE BAND MEMBERS’ BIRTHDAYS( YOU EVEN DRESS UP FOR THE OCCASION WHEN GERARD’S BIRTHDAY HAPPENS TO BE ON A SCHOOL DANCE) YOU SPEND YOUR FAMILY NIGHT AT THE HOUSE OF BLUES WITH YOUR PARENTS, SIBLINGS, AND MCR YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE AROUND YOU SINGING THE LYRICS TO “HONEY, THIS MIRROR ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR THE TWO OF US” AT A SHOW YOU THINK PEOPLE, WHO DO NOT ALREADY KNOW ABOUT MCR, DO NOT DESERVE TO EVER BE GLORIFIED WITH THE GREATNESS THAT IS MCR. YOU DENY PEOPLE WHO ATTEMPT TO ADD YOU TO THEIR FRIEND LIST ON MYSPACE WHEN THEY HAVE THE FOLLOWING BANDS: SIMPLE PLAN, GOOD CHARLOTTE, AND LINKIN PARK. YOU UNINTENTIONALLY FLY INTO A RAGE WHEN GIRLS POST MESSAGE BOARDS ABOUT HOW “HAWT” GERARD AND FRANKIE ARE. YOURE AWARE OF HOW DISTURBED MATT PELISSER IS. YOU ACTUALLY KNOW THAT MATT PELISSER IS NO LONGER IN THE BAND YOU TAG RANDOM ITEMS WITH THE WORDS. “MCR OWNS YOU” YOU SAY, “IM NOT OKAY” AND GET PISSED WHEN NO ONE REPLIES “I PROMISE” YOU HAVE EMAILED ONE OF THE GUYS AT LEAST TWICE YOU HAVE CREATED A WEBSITE DEDICATED TO THE BAND YOU’VE BEEN BROUGHT TO TEARS WHEN MCR HAS BEEN CALLED “SELLOUTS” YOUR MOM LIKES MCR BECAUSE SHE HAS BECOME “IMMUNE” TO THEM YOU’VE HAVE TO BUY SEVERAL MCR CDS DUE TO THEM BEING WORN DOWN FROM OVERPLAYING THE STAFF AT YOUR RECORD STORE KNOWS YOU AS “THAT CRAZY MCR CHICK” YOU HAVE A MCR SONG FOR EVERY POINT IN YOUR DAY EVERYTHING SOMEONE SAYS REMINDS YOU OF A MCR SONG OR QUOTE YOU RECITE THREE CHEERS FOR SWEET REVENGE WHEN SOMEONE EVEN MUTTERS A WORD FROM IT YOU CARRY THREE CHEERS FOR SWEET REVENGE IN YOUR PURSE, YOU KNOW? JUST IN CASE YOU HAVE TO HAVE YOUR PURSE CHECKED BECAUSE THE ALARM GOES OFF IN SAM GOODY WHEN YOU WALK OUT THE DOOR BECAUSE OF THIS IT IS FORBIDDEN THAT YOU BURN ANY ONE OF MCR’S CDS. FOR THIS IS NO WAY OF PUTTING MONEY INTO ANY MEMBERS’ POCKET BUT RATHER STEALING FROM MCR YOU LOSE YOUR ABILITY TO VOCALIZE HOW MUCH YOU APPRECIATE THE BAND WHEN YOU FINALLY GET TO MEET THEM YOU KNOW WHAT THE BREAKFAST MONKEY IS COUNT HOW MANY INTERVIEWS YOU’VE WATCHED YOUR ROOM WALLS ARE PLASTERED IN YOUR VERY OWN MCR WALLPAPER YOU PUT MCR STICKERS ON YOUR MOM’S CELL PHONE AND ARE WORKING ON GETTING HER A RINGTONE YOU STILL THINK GERARD WAS DESIRABLE EVEN IN HIS “HEAVIER DAYS” YOU ONLY HAVE TWO MORE HOURS LEFT ON YOUR TIVO/PVR BECAUSE YOU’VE RECORDED EVERY SHOW THEY’VE APPEARED ON YOURE ACTUALLY HAPPY FOR THE GUYS WHEN THEY HAVE GIRLFRIENDS INSTEAD OF PLOTTING FOR ANOTHER GIRLFRIEND IN A COMA YOU PLAN TO RUN AWAY TO JERSEY YOU STOPPED GOING TO YOUTH GROUP BECAUSE YOUR YOUTH GROUP LEADER SPOKE POORLY OF MCR YOU TAKE AN HOUR OR MORE OUT OF YOUR TIME JUST TO VOTE FOR THEM YOU GO IN ANY CHATROOM YOU CAN FIND AND SCREAM, “MCR OWNS YOU!” WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT THE GUYS OF MCR YOU LOOK AROUND AND NOTICE THAT EVERYONE THNKS YOURE SPEAKING IN CODE. YOU HAVE A SUDDEN UNDENIABLE ATTRACTION TO FROS YOU HAVENT WASHED THE CLOTHES THAT WERE IN THE PRESENCE OF GERARD WAY. YOU CARVE MCR ON SCHOOL DESKS, TREES AND ANYTHING THAT ISNT YOURS. YOU EXPLAIN TO SMALL CHILDREN WHY YOU SHOULDN’T SHOPLIFT. (YOU KNOW YOU GET IT. TRACK 4) YOU SNEAK INTO THE OFFICE OF YOUR SCHOOL AND “PLAY THEIR JAMS ON THE SCOPE” ONE DAY YOU ARE GOING TO BURN DOWN THE TRL BUILDING FOR GETTING THEIR HANDS ON MCR AND BLAME IT ON OSAMA BIN LADIN. “HE’S OUT FROM THE UNDERGROUND! YOU’LL SHOUT YOU DITCH SCHOOL THE NEXT DAY BECAUSE YOURE TOO TIRED AFTER DRIVING THREE HOURS TO LA TO GO SEE MCR AT THE HOUSE OF BLUES YOU TELL YOUR PARENTS THAT WHEN YOU GET OLDER YOURE GOING TO BE A MORTICIAN EVERYONE IS CONVINCED THAT YOU ARE A VAMPIRE YOU WANT A RED CORVETTE WITH THE LICENSE PLATE KNIVES JUST SO YOU CAN GET IT BEFORE GERARD DOES. YOU’VE SEEN MCR PLAY A SHOW AT LEAST ONCE AND WHEN YOU MISS ONE, YOU SET UP PICTURES ON YOUR BEDROOM FLOOR, BLAST THEIR MUSIC, AND IMAGINE THAT YOURE THERE YOU ACTUALLY READ THIS TO THE END BECAUSE YOU WERE CURIOUS HOW MANY APPLIED TO YOU.
Posted on 09/08/2006 9:53 PM Comments (4)
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